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The Golden Pig of MajaDown in the Sand Bar with old acquaintances, a few Frosty Bavarians and the smell of sweet Um-Pa. David leered across with a cigarette and points to be made; he looks like the generic Salty SeaDog das Schweinhunt. Who else is there but Rachel and what is there, a bicycle… some bicycles. It’s a chaos in here and sentences are not forthcoming, stories trailing away that started as punchlines. I wouldn’t be surprised if Picasso was painting us. Through this mix of cubism, coffee-shops and Catalonian sand colours we hit the bar again and meet the Golden deity.   
 The PIG! Tis a wondrous PIG. The Golden pig of Maja. The Golden Pig of Maja
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A PostcardThe world’s a fist,   I shatter into the night  As stars… burning out  My mind is going, I can feel it.   
You didn’t, did you, Sarah?  Empty my womb?  I can’t hear you for this deafening…   Asylum tiles and the sound of flushing  Trust is arid in my belly  (I pass you the sugar, two lumps you take  The sky is blue and there’s a rose on the table)  I love you, Sarah, hear it?  You can tell me, tell me the punchline.  Lips on a teacup,   Spreading for milk-whites  Splitting your face in cracking wrinkles;  My body i A Postcard
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Hello Mr Blackteeth“Hey Mr. Blackteeth, won’t you sign our cello?” The kid asked with furrowed brow, creating a tsunami of waves between himself and his friends, furrowing being the in thing that moment.   
“Hell no kid, don’t you know the trouble I’m in with the centipedes and the leech society. I’ve got sub poenas coming out my asshole for this sort of shit.”   
The kid’s faces light up in a dismissive hatred. All they believed has been washed down the pan with the memories of respect and decency and now all that’s left is an old man with a cello in hand and no pen.   
“You w Hello Mr Blackteeth
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Mr CleanHis teeth are made of ivory  From sabre tooth tigers  His hair gelled into kaleidoscope precision  By melting diamond, mirrors  And Baby’s first tears  His scent is lifted by passing petals  From God’s armpit itself  To be smelt by inferior noses  Of mongrel bloodlines not versed in  The schools of Dr Johnson himself  With the head teacher Socrates  And Jesus as the drug counsellor,  He was born from the navel of Aphrodite  Inseminated by an 80 ft. penis  (she came 90 times a second)  And he’s so modest,  His smile fell like Communism over the land. Mr Clean
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We have to ride that BEAST?

Mon Aug 18, 2008, 2:39 PM
Jeee-sus Tapdancing Chr-rist! Got used to having the TV on in the background whilst cooking food and generally reply to the Spiderwick Chronicles advert where a girl says "You expect us to ride that... beast?" with the muttered ironicism "you can ride MY beast baby!". Today I turn around and the girl is twelve. Mixed emotions ensue...

MY alcohol intake is beginning to cause more problems than usual. Walked into Claudias work at eleven in the morning, jacked up on whiskey, asking for my lighter back. Needless to say theres excessive tension in the flat now which isnt helped by us both taking turns blasting Lux Aeterna by Clint Mansell at full volume. It adds an insane tragedy to my rotgut wine but by the same token makes it more glamourous.

I'm also certain that we live in the future. I've always been pretty sure but now I think its a dystopian one. Has nobody noticed the subconscious appeal of the 2012 olympic icon? How exactly do Corn Flakes make me 19% more alert? How can talking be a faux pa?

I digress... relax and pay your income tax. Better yet, find a girl, fall in love and felch the pain away.

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  • Listening to: Clint Mansell
  • Reading: "Psychopathology of Everyday Life" - Fre
  • Watching: Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe
  • Eating: Potatoes with the Potato Blight
  • Drinking: Vina Maipo 2007, with vodka...

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  • Current Residence: Mighty Salford
  • Interests: Sitting in the basement mixing up the medicine, walking on the pavement thinking bout the government
  • Favourite movie: Buffallo 66
  • Favourite band or musician: Cpt. Beefheart and the Magic Band
  • Favourite genre of music: funk/jazz
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali
  • Favourite poet or writer: William S. Burroughs/James Joyce
  • Personal Quote: She didn't drink on St.Patricks day, so I made her an Irish Coffee. She didn't drink it...

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~ClaudiaCasanova:iconClaudiaCasanova: 3 days 3 hours ago
Thank you for the favorite on Sweet Nicotine :heart:

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To be or not to be?

meh, lets just eat some pancakes and call it a day.

Clubs: *RawEm0tion ~PoeticPeace ~PoeticPath ~da-library ~Writers-Guild-DA *degrees-of-love *WordCount *LiteraryUnderground
~mellifluousity:iconmellifluousity: Aug 18, 2008, 3:48:37 PM
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incase anyone cares this is a film I made with David Jackson. I say "made"... I just wrote the poem and narrated with my deeply unsettling nasal voice. All the ideas were Daves, i just added words that sound clever.

Somehow it doesn't seem right on youtube though... L-O-L!!!1

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"You've never been in love, thats why all your songs are about military hardware"
=thewesternwoods:iconthewesternwoods: Aug 24, 2008, 2:38:46 PM
I really like it. You have a nice voice, and the poem is great.

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'Forever we'll be crucified to a dream' HIM
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!jessicamadison:iconjessicamadison: Mar 1, 2008, 5:06:30 AM
Wow! You really are a brilliant poet, aren't you?

Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ?


It's free and every nitwit such as myself who enters gets a small gift

but someone like you might win one of their $10 000 or $100 000 prizes.
~mellifluousity:iconmellifluousity: Mar 3, 2008, 9:00:05 AM
Thanks Jess, who is "no longer a member of Deviantart". I'm afraid I'm Kosher, and thus have no interest in Spam. It does seem a shame though, considering how much time and effort you must have put in to write the most patronising, sarcastic compliment I (and I'm sure many others) have ever recieved.

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"You've never been in love, thats why all your songs are about military hardware"
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~mellifluousity:iconmellifluousity: Feb 25, 2008, 9:14:56 AM
Thinking about doing a satiric mock-heroic on the life and justification of a pothead. All I have at the moment is the title "The Pothiad" - like Pope's "Dunciad". No ideas though...

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"You've never been in love, thats why all your songs are about military hardware"
~ClaudiaCasanova:iconClaudiaCasanova: Feb 13, 2008, 1:22:40 PM
Thank you for the fav on Keep Your Head Above the Water :heart: How have you been?

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To be or not to be?

meh, lets just eat some pancakes and call it a day.

Clubs: *RawEm0tion ~PoeticPeace ~PoeticPath ~da-library ~Writers-Guild-DA *degrees-of-love *WordCount *LiteraryUnderground
~mellifluousity:iconmellifluousity: Jul 21, 2007, 8:22:53 AM
Fraid I aint had much chance to get on here as regular as normal. Working in a warehouse and they drive a hard bargain on the work-sleep front. Will try up my consistently now my muscles have come out of two monthsworth of anaerobic respiration...

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"You've never been in love, thats why all your songs are about military hardware"
~mellifluousity:iconmellifluousity: Jun 8, 2007, 3:56:34 PM
Don't know why I'm posting so many prose pieces at the mo, think its because you can get away with more. Its all going to add up to another novel eventually. Will get some poetry on here soon enough, then you can all get your bite-size pieces of heaven. Theres got to be some way to take all this heartache and pain, and turn it into some instant cash...

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"You've never been in love, thats why all your songs are about military hardware"
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